Phew! We made it home. If felt like it took forever. We spent all but our last 100 Danish Kroners in Copenhagen's airport. We tried to so hard to spend it, but it was like they just didn't want us to. So we kept it and changed it into Euros in Amsterdam. I mentioned the guy in the kilt. There were actually a bunch of them, and they were all on our flight. I really wanted one of them to sit next to us so we could ask him if he had anything on under that skirt. Ha! None of them did.
We thought we were going to have tons of time in Amsterdam. We didn't. We thought we were going to have a snack (we got sandwhiches on the flight, but the one was Pastrami and pickles on dark bread....um....yuck). We were also going to get online, as we didn't use all of our time on the way over and still had the codes. Nope, nothing. The boards said we had to head to the gate and it would take 15 minutes to get there. Thankfully, we believed it. But, we'd just changed our Kroners into Euros, and that coupled with our leftovers from Finland we had like 24 Euros (we got 9 Euros for our 100 dkk).
I wasn't about to take that home with us. Surely we could find SOMETHING in Dutch in the airport to take home with us. Now, there is tons of shopping to be done in the Amsterdam airport. Literally tons. But most of it is well over 24 Euros (remember, add about 30% to translate it to American), and we were quickly running out of time. So we bought cheese! I wanted some good ole Dutch cheese anyway, and they had a four pack of cheeses for 22.95. Perfect!
Our flight from Amsterdam to Minneapolis was fairly uneventful. Well, other than the medical emergency just 30 minutes into it. We sat next to a nice couple from Salt Lake who had been in Switzerland. I finished my book in the first our of the flight, and was thankful for the in-seat movies. I watched three! The only new one was Music & Lyrics. I absolutely loved that movie! Also watched Dave and You've Got Mail. Two of my all time favorites. You've got mail finished just 20 minutes before we landed. Perfect.
I have to say, though, we were slightly unimpressed with our Flight Attendant. He was honestly the shabbiest Flight Attendant I've ever had; both in appearance and demeanor. I think the medical emergency right off the bat threw everyone off a bit, but he was the only one who let it show. They kept running out of things a row or two ahead of us. We had to have vegetarian meals because he ran out of the chicken meal. He ran out of orange juice. He'd come around to do water service and run out and forget to come back to us. It was most annoying when they said they were out of stuff, but the people on the other aisle were still getting it. It was like he just couldn't be bothered to ask them to share. And, he was basically tossing stuff at people. Another couple talked about it with us while waiting in Customs, it was that bad!
Customs was no big deal. We got asked over and over about bringing liquor and cigs. in, but we had none, so no biggie. The first guy asked if we had any food. I told him just the cheese we bought in the airport, and Chris brings it out of the bag to show him. It totally cracked me up. The way he brought it out the bag and showed the guy, it almost looked a fisherman showing off his prized catch. That cracked a smile on the grumpy Customs guy's face, and he said welcome back. We got toally passed by by the most adorable drug dog on earth. Oh, was he cute! Always a good feeling to get passed by the drug dog! Even when you have nothing to worry about, it still makes you nervous. We got our bags, dropped them off, went through security again (I didn't know you don't have the option of not removing your shoes any more), and we were officially back in America. And it felt good.
We hung out in the main hall for a while. Checked out the shops, watched a little FoxNews for a while. We were totally news starved. We only actually saw tv a couple of times while we were gone, and that was either sports in another language or the BBC and (trust me on this) the BBC gets really old, really fast. I called Mom collect. It's been a really long time since I've made a collect call. But, we didn't think it prudent to lug our cell phones (that's mobile to the Europeans) all over for 3 weeks just to have them for the 2 hours in Minneapolis. It was really good to hear Mom's voice. We talk every day, and most days about 52 times, so it was good to talk again after so long.
Sitting there, on the phone, I noticed there was an iPod vending machine across the way. Now, I've seen these before, most notably in Macy's in Dallas in the Men's cologne department (weird), but there in the airport, wedged between the water fountians and the women's WC, it struck me as odd. Oh, I've been wanting an iPod, so I'll pick one up at the airport on my way out. Never mind the fact that you have to charge it to use it and connect it to a computer and get all of the music downloaded. And then I noticed another one just around the corner. There's that much use that they need two of them, literally, like 30 feet apart? Wow!
We had some good 'ole American fare at Chili's and it was GOOD. Chips, salsa, queso, and quesadillas, washed down with all the Coke we could drink. Yum, yum, yum! I have to admit, the Twin Cities airport isn't my fave on earth. They do have good stores, and we bought a "city" mug at the Starbucks, but I just didn't like it all that much. There was that smell of canned air about the place. You know, when you're on an airplane and you've pushed away from the gate, and there's that stale, canned air mixed with just a hint of jet fuel. Yeah, that smell permeated the airport. Yuck. And what's worse is, for some reason that specific odor sets off my allergies and turns on the nausea and dizziness. Yay! I got a rootbeer float at the A&W stand to help a little. After all, ice cream is a cure all. Rootbeer, however is not. To make matters worse, after we got down to our gate and waited for a while, they quite nonchalantly decided we were going to be delayed. By 40 minutes. NOOOOOOOOO!!! We were at that point where all we wanted to do was get home. We needed to be home. In bed. Something was going on with the crew, and once we were on board, the captain announced the situation. They are required to have a certain amount of rest time, and had arrived late in the morning, so they had to push back the evening's flight. Interesting, no?
Thankfully, the powers that be approved us leaving earlier than the estimated 40 minutes, and we were on our way soon. We think one guy got left. He was in the gate area, pacing, talking on his cell phone; got huffy at the announcement and walked off. We never saw him again. But then, we both fell asleep before the plane took off. I was in and out, Chris was mostly out. After about 20 minutes, Chris woke with a start and said, why are we still on the ground? Huh? I was so confused by his question, as I was looking out the window and could see the black night and lights of little towns below us. I told him to look out the window, but he didn't get it, so I had to spell the situation out for him. Cracked me up!
Finally, we were home. Bob picked us up and brought us home to the puppies. They were so confused. I think they thought we were never coming back!